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Latest command: Conquer hell and rule as cute kitten demon princess!
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Roll result: 1
Rewards bought: +2, -3 = -1
Result: 1 - 1 = 0, CRITICAL FAIL!
Enough wallowing in self-pity! Since you’re here anyway, might as well take over Hell!
This task may seem hard, but contrary to popular belief, Hell isn’t filled with demons; it’s just full of cats because all dogs go to heaven for some reason.
The Hellcats are fine with this since it’s warm everywhere (nap in any place!), and the tortured screams of eternal suffering reverberating throughout Hell just feels so… right (improves naps!).
You notice a Hellcat with a painful looking whip walking by. You recall one of them explaining that these poor souls have damned themselves because they believed Hell should be about eternal suffering, which the Hellcats are perfectly happy to fulfill for them.
Anyway, enough thinking, it’s time for some action! You quickly pick yourself up and… plan your next move.
If someone wants to conquer hell, the most obvious choice would be to head over to the Citadel of Despair and challenge the current Overlord. Now that you know what to do, you run towards the Citadel as fast as you can. The portal closes behind you with a wink.
You arrive at the Gate of Grief, and tell the two Hellguards there that you’re here to fight the Overlord.
Both of them say “Oooooh!” while looking at each other excitedly. They talk for a moment, then one of them beckons you to come inside.
After walking through the winding halls of the Citadel, you finally stand before The Weeping Throne.
Well, not really looming, he’s only catnapping. And everyone just calls him Smokey. He’s fine with that though since it’s his real name afterall.
You point triumphantly and shout that you’re here to seize the Throne. Smokey wakes up and calmly gazes at you, then telepathically shows you horrifying visions of your dad getting killed.
Looks like you’ve bitten off more than you can chew. One does not simply decide to take over Hell.
You barely manage to control yourself before destroying everything in the vicinity, but you understood his point so you decide to give up. For now.
Smokey shakes his head. He mentally tells you that he’ll only let you off if you give up your collar (and thus your powers) and stay here to serve as a Hellcat, or else bad things are going to happen to your dad.
Author's note: Uh, try to keep commands simpler/have less steps next time please.